onelikming’s mansion

Money-Sucker!!!

July indeeed a very very pokai month for me!!!

I thought this month should be a blessing month since i was born in July.

This few days i was startled by all the bills in my mailbox as well
those reminder e-mail from various sector asking me for $$$$$!!

Arghhhhh….

Car loan and others utilities are the basic money-sucker for me..
After the money-sucker find out that i still able to relinquish all this burden every month,
‘HE’ came out with a sneak attack!! Belakang mari!!

This month including those basic payment, reluctantly i needed to dig out
more to pay Road tax, Insurance, family expenses!!
And Onelikming’s mansion maintenance fees!!!

Yahoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Surprise lah.. surprise me more la.!! sei ye!!!

Great.. now i need to firgure out how to solve all this puzzle!
This is indeed a very reality world. When i was playing the World of Warcraft
i never face this kinda pressure loh!! Living in the virtual reality seem
more interesting wor!! hahaha… no need to eat or pay loan!! Just kill monster
and buy nice equipment!

*On everyline we can be somebody*

So anyone wanna sponsor me for all this??
I guess i really need to set up the DOFO asap.
Anyone ?? Anyone?? *Many many good deed, small small no problem*

arghhhh

July 8th, 2008 Posted by onelikming | Complaint, Uncategorized | no comments

The ape revolution??

I had my hair cut for past few days.
To be frank, the more i look into the mirror
the more i feel that i becoming looks like an APE!

from this….

to this~~~~

yES APE!

I like this hair cut.. but how come i macam look like monkey d ar?
What is this ? I didnt went to plastic surgery wor…
Even if i really have the contemplation about plastic surgery, im sure i wont
‘play’ myself gua??

For sure i will design my features with this!!

And i wont ever put myself into this!!!

There is somehow, somewhere TOTALLY went wrong!!

ah ma~~ gao meng ar!!

July 5th, 2008 Posted by onelikming | Complaint | 6 comments

NoF**kVideo[3]end

July 1st, 2008 Posted by onelikming | MyProduction, Leisure/Travel | no comments

Again Play Backside?

Who could have imagine that he sekali lagi
kena frame for sodomised a young girly-look guy?

in 1998, he was accused by ‘M’ (my idol) for playing cucuk belakang and corruption cases.
Although the playing backside case eventually dropped because was believed to be fabrication.
Still ‘A’ jailed for around 6 years or so?? for others myth case.

Back to that time i guess he was having a nice
cup of cappuccino at his office and suddenly his officer came in telling this bad news
and he also suprised to found that he been frame playing “SO-DOOO- MY!!!!”ass

Officer :Bos!! shit bad news bad news!!!

A : steady!! steady!!! Cant you see im having my cup of coffee?

Officer : No boss!! bad news.. enemy going to frame u and put u into jail!!!

A : Aiyeh, Whats the fuzz? Already know they will do this kinda stuff la.
in the field is like this ge lah… So what they frame me this time??
Corruption? Bribery? or the mother of all crime, Murderer?

Officer : No bos!! They accused you play BACKSIDE!!

A : (puffff!!!!!)*water flush out from his mouth!!*
Holy cow!!! This they also can think out? WTF? This is outrages!!!
‘gam shar chan?’!!!

Today, he is striking back!!
and the momentum was so strong and fast!!
Inevitably a threat to his opponent!!
For sure scare till nose hole also no meat la…

But who knows his opponent again doing the same old game.
Yes accused him again for playing ‘backside’

Officer : Bos!!! this is shit again!!!

A : sabar, sabar!! Whats the harsh? Cant you see im having a meeting with my comrades?

Officer : No bos! this is serious!!! They did it again!!!

A : Oh,…. i know … they trying to bring me down rite? nothing news douz…

Officer : More than that bos!! They frame u playing Backside(again)!!!

again???

A : WTF!!! iT IS no more strategist in their camp?? Why must always use the same plot?
Oh my god!! Not again!! Nothing to play aredi meh?!! yor…. they very busuk lor!!!!

Im kinda neutral in this , but if this plot seriouly done by his opponent i guess
the leader of that camp needed to arouse and fired his strategist!
Are they run out of ideas or just too dump? ?
So in desperado mood, simply came out with the same old plot to the table.
The problem is their leader also buy this idea ma!!! muahahahha!!!

Nowadays its gettting really hot!! More entertaining than entertaiment news!!
I’ll stay tune!!!

June 30th, 2008 Posted by onelikming | 'X' files, Unwanted event, Uncategorized | 2 comments

‘No F**k’ Paradise [3]

For me, the best part of this trip was ‘island’.

Went to Manukah Island( did i spell correctly?)
and i can assure you, onces you landed on the port occasionally you’ll fall in love.

Not to say it was the best island but its indeed a comfortable place to hang around.
It was a sunny day and the whole Beach boy-lifestyle suddenly “booofff” into
my mind. I wanted to be Beach boy!! muahaha!!!

Can you imagine how cool it was to be a Beach boy?
No harsh , No traffic jam, no stress of work.
Just the sun, beach and the sea!!
Add-ON surfing, snorkeling, and diving….

As well Hot sexy peoples..

uhh~~~

and NOT So Hot peoples…

We had a great time over there. Swiming, snorkeling, catching fish
(can u imagine FatherKeith and Playa4life this 2 big XXL guy sitting on the beach and catch first?)
playing those parachuting games..
and
trying to drown Bangsawan KeL!!?

what kinda hair is this??

Dinning over there wasn’t a bad idea after all.
Surrounded by nature and hot people seems increased your appetite
and do causes the food become more tasty. yum yum ~~~

I mean yum yum!!

Finally, everyone was damm tired and exhausted despite having a great time at the island.

This trip end with abundance of great memories. Although plenty of unexpected incidents
but came out to be hilarious and well.

the tools to captured our moments!!…

ps: i tried to upload the video in youtube for almost 4 days!!! and fxxk!! it keep discoonect or
error …. dam piss off!! i will try again asap.

P/S(2): Bangsawan KeL!! This picture special dedicated for you !!!!!!!

this scenario is hard to content.. but luckily we have kelvin here.

June 28th, 2008 Posted by onelikming | Leisure/Travel | 4 comments

‘No Fxxk’ Paradise[2]

We went to the Kota Kinabalu Mountain(the feet only lah).
Took 3 hours to reach. The air was so fresh and clean.
I can assured you that even there is someone ‘FART’, the fresh air will override the smell.

Bought some souvenirs for friends at KL.

The jungle tracking indeed exhausted aspecially for someone like me who doesn’t
have a ‘exercise’ genre.
We walked for almost an hour up hill to reach the checkpoint of canopy walks and you will be overwhelmed by the view up there. The scenario surely will eased all your hard work and tiredness.

Everyone was trying to digest and accumulate as much O2 as possible
except Wiki-CyC seem to be normal and steady.

The canopy walk is amazing because its excitement and the view up there.
Its totally relinquished all kind of exhausted from the journey you took to reach.

We were damm excited with the bridge walking.. except him……

After all those walking, we finally put ourselves into the hot springs.
Yes winson, at last we can bath together but without you la.

The dark side over this tourist spot was we’ve been slaughter a lot by one of the stupid restaurants.
Slaughter like a pig.
The food was bad, not well cooked, and expensive.
So never let yourself look like a tourist when visiting this kinda place.

You won’t be able to find this over KL anymore!! yes we played whole afternoon for this.

ps/ this the worst breakfast i ever had!

June 25th, 2008 Posted by onelikming | Leisure/Travel | 7 comments

‘No F**k’ Paradise.[1]

Had a great trip with my dude (Fatherkeith/Bangsawan KeL/Wiki-Cyc/Playafolife) in Sabah KK.
The best part were having your dudes travelling along with you so whatever
destination, it seems to be cool and fun.(and evil too ngke nkge nkge nkge).
Especially your bunch of friend were all-time-joker.

Plenty of jokes and hilarious moment indulged in this trip specially having
fatherkeith and wiki-cyc involving its hardly to relingush silly moment!!!

The theme for this journey was “No ~~Fuck~~“.
Its a all time favorite theme for any kinda trip which TOF organized.

No ~~Fuck~~’s Rules.

Have right not to bother companion feeling.
Have right to do whatever you want (illegal action are exceptions).
No rules for yourself.
Follow and obey the rules that mentioned.

Hence, the rules eventually seems obey by everyone.
For examples,

playafolife not helping to guard our luggage while we went to toilet.
Onelikming leaving Fatherkeith luggage bag outside the hotel room even fatherkeith asked him to give a hand,
Wiki-Cyc ignorances yours question even u’re asking him questions.
FatherKeith took a long time to prepared himself even the cab has arrived and waiting.
Wiki-Cyc just took a plastic bag as his backpack bag.(only he can firgure this).
Despite we were going back KL but some ‘jokers’ queued on the JB lane yet occasionally
we didn’t warn him.
Chat non-stop in the flight without bothering us.(hehehe).

Staying in Tune.com Hotels.
It’s so economic even you needed to paid for the air-corn service according to hours.
FatherKeith bought 10 hours for each room.
At first everyone ain’t agreed with the hour that he purchased;
“The ceiling very low and got fan mah” as a reason. We doubt about it!
Once we arrived we checked the room; the ceiling really very low and got fan wor!! hahaha!!

We went jungle tracking, bathing at the hot springs, island(that’s the best part), parachuting(?),
seafood hunting, club hopping, Spa and more…….

to be continue……

June 24th, 2008 Posted by onelikming | Leisure/Travel | 2 comments

Happy 85

Grandmum 85 birthday bash.

We had a small celebration with her at those “Cina Style” resturant.
All her son and daughte ( which included my mum), grandson, great grandson, relative and friends
show up for this dinner.

She unable to walk anymore because some sickness disallowing her to do that but
that night was warm and delighted. She smiled happily especially her old time friend
attended. What can you ask more? Everyone who seems to be important appeared
in front of her and wishisng her. Smirked all night.

Son and grandson who apparently located at oversea ‘ring’ back or video called
to greet her. I could see the joy in her eye.( althought was damm sepet la)

The grandson( i am in the list) and great grandson chortled and howl all over the
restauran while i’ was the victim for the kids. I’m the eldest among the
‘grandson” level so i eventually become the ‘tailou’ for them.

They will just keep follow me around and reluctanted dragging me over their place just to
listen their inexplicable ‘masterplan’ for which i will never understand, example :-

How ice can drink without using hand.
How the PowerPuff Girl came into their body.
Why ahdong so naughty and Ah wei so pretty.
The character they are trying to pretend and etc.

Finally, the favorite part was when everyone gathered around my grandmum table and sang
Happy birthday song to her.After the song everyone gave her a kiss as a sign love.

It ended late that night and everyone satisfiled despite some little devil inevitably brings
troubles.